Abo Thulani,Thulisani, Thulasizwe
Thulile abajole bodwa
iymungulu one side

Isbindi is when you drink Vodka that has a higher percentage than your matric school result you got 29% in English but you drinking Russian Bear 43% haibo you’re ambitious yaz

Ngzwa kuthiwa KwaNongoma
ama Results ka Matric
abelandwa enduneni

Mntase ufuna kuze kunyuke amagama ukuze uyibone ba iphelile irelationship?

Whites: Can i please have the R50 i borrowed you last month!
Blacks: Usufuna lokhu ngilandelana nawe ngemali yam,kanti yini inkinga yakho?

Condom costs kab
save

This year it’s burning
put it

[being robbed by a yellow boned guy with dimples]
“Yeyii voetsek wena gimme your phone and wallet”
Me : Ncooaw

Oban labantu ekukhulunywa ngabo

o Bachelor no Diploma no Hambofa

obani kanye kanye…?

He he he he he have you seen the whatsapp and facebook statuses for january compared to December?
In December the statuses were…. Phez’komunye , tholukuthi Hey ,ngidl’imali yam (enjoying my money). Woza Dizemba, Bonus fever, Reja joy, Now its January they start saying …. the lord is my shepered, my God will never leave me alone, Jehova the provider. I know the plans I have for you….No weapon formed against me shall prosper; I command poverty out of my life, Jesus will make a way for me,