At a burial yesterday, while I was there, my
brother called my phone to ask who killed
the chicken at home, and also the pastor
that was preaching was saying “whoever
that killed this man will confess today”…..
I tried to reply my brother in a low voice
but he couldn’t hear me because the place
was noisy, so I shouted “Hi Mina ninga
dlaya….
Brothers and Sisters, the next thing I can
remember is that I woke up in a hospital
this morning with a swollen face, 3teeth
missing and a broken bone

COPIED FROM SIR:
Mhlazana ngikhonjwa ngelongo eShabula.
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Kusemini yantambama ilanga selilithube ngivela nathisa inkomo, hawu ngisadubula ivokloklo ngikhuza isitshebo esembeswe ngoboya ngisiyavalela ekhaya.
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Hawu okulithokazi kuphambuke indlela kufuna ukuyakudla isithingithingi sentakubomvu esasiceleni kwesifudlana, ngingakunqandi lokukunqanda kwavandamuka kodwa kwaphosa kwakhipha uchago okulumunye kuthange, konke ngikukhangele ngahleka ngaze ngezwa kunwayizela amavili ogqogqogqo ngibona lesisiga
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Ngasondela ke ngifuna ukubona into etshayisa uvalo into engangenkomo, ngithe ngibuqama ngibone isandla sisikha amahlamvu siwatshwathika, ngibona kuphuma inkazana ngemuva izithintitha, abuye asolobele futhi kwazise wayephinda umphehlo wokuqutha lokhe ngisazibuza ukuthi engabe esenzani engaka esethusa isitshebo, umbuzo wacitsha ngemva kokubona inkalakatha yebhalabhala lempukane eluhlaza tshoko ilenda ngemva kwalapho inkazana ekhona yaphuma incinda isiziyela endaweni zayo.
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Mina, ” uyakaka Sisi ” ebesethuka ebuqamulela elahla amahlamvu, ngahle ngaqala ukukhombisa, ngigiqela amazwi embuluza esithi uyangenyanya ngiyindoda enjani esondela emuntwini ezikhulula, esitsho njalo ngikhangele ikaka yakhe ngekhona lelihlo ngibobotheke ngithi uyanginyanya sibili uqinisile? athule. Ngiqhubeke ngigiqela ngize ngimbone eseqala ukuqunta amahlamvu ngihle ngitsho ngenhliziyo ukuthi sengena emudweni ngibone esesula ngawo nxa eqeda
ethi asiyekhulumela duze lenkomo, sesifikile ebengikhomba.
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Saqhubana sizixoxela ebethi isisu besimgijimisa ngakho iphango limsusela amanqe alikho isu mhlawumbe engingalenza afumane okuya emthaleni.
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Ngezwa kuhela enhliziyweni ngahle ngabamba ithokazi lonaleliyana elingela ngqondo elihamba lilunguza abantu abazikhululayo ngamosela, sadla kwabamnandi kwanjeyana savalelisana ngamthembisa ukuthi sizohlala sisenza into efanayo nsukuzonke, wabobotheka sehlukana.
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Ngathi ngifika ekhaya ngithola bepheke ibhobola lamaluba alo liphelekezelwa yisitshwala samabele amafitshane, lesandambe sokulumela, ngahle ngathi mina lingangibali ozizwa efuna ukubala kayebala inkomo esibayeni ngangena emkulwini ngathatha itolomoli yamanzi lenkomitsho ngadonsa utshani bokuvungula ephahleni ngadlula ngisiya exhibeni lami ngadlula ngibhodla duze labo ngathi ubuhle bendoda zinkomo zayo.

Me : Mbali I wanna take you out
Mbali : 😍 kuphi sthandwa sam and when?
Me : today, I’m taking you out of my life for good

Reply as Mbali

KFC cashier :would you like to donate R2 for a hungry child.
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Zulu guy :Mbizeni ngizodla naye LA!