Money can’t buy happiness, kodwa ng’nike iMali s’bone kuthi ngeke ng’Jabule.
Pastor : nkulunku unamandla 💪🏻💪🏻💪
Child :uGym naye yin
Whites : sorry you dropped your wallet 🙌
Black : u jehovah mkhulu
“Nywe nywe Shaka Zulu never had a child”
kan Cosmo mntwanaban??
Security guard : student card
King Sol : here it is 😍 ” 🧟 ”
Security guard : Mthembu tlo bone
Uthi uvakashel i-boyfriend yakho you
misplace your phone and you ask him to
borrow you his phone, ubone wallpaper its
you uthi uyaslide uthole kune password
uthi “babe ipassword” avele akunyise athi
“your name hun ” uthi ushaya number
yakho ibhalwe ‘my wife ‘ kuvele kuthi
shishiliza nge ass phansi. Uthi usangen Ku
WhatsApp wakhe profile uwena , gallery
kugcwele wena Facebook kwi bio uwena,
awkodwa ngelosi yomjolo . Athi babe nali
card lase FNB… Uthi I_pin bbe? Athi your
date of birth hun Aaahw Jesu this guy
you say…
Uthi usaguquka embhedeni uvele
uphaphame ephupheni unye nyi
wish ipipi 🍆 liyasi reportela
like Bank transaction💳 uzwe
ngeMassage ithi ” 1Round withdrawn from Thabo and 2ml of sperms💦deposited to Mbali’s account😂using dog style
Ikhale ifon etaxin sithule sonke sifun ukuzwa iindaba umuntu avele athi “NgiseTaxin sokhuluma uma ngehla” obani ubunja ngampel?? 😤
Dear future Bae
When I’m online and not talking to u it means
I’m talking to my uncles about iLobola so ngaphazamisi tuu
Inyama yaseWoolworths ndlela le idura ngayo ngathi inkukhu zalapha zine Matric,