I bought my neighbour some beers while we were chilling, then after 12 beers he was like “I don’t know why ugogo wami akuloya, you are great guy yaz”
Umuntu umubona ngokuhlafuna uswidi ukuthi akakwazi ukulinfa
Umncome uboy egqoke ikepisi I Kanda ngathi I containa
Ukulala umfazi eqamele esifubeni sendoda ngokwabantu abalemali , Akulamfazi ofuna ukuqamela isifuba somuntu otshaywa luvalo lwezikwelede 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Uyiphuzise🍺 intombazane👩 eclabhini 🕋then ucel ukuhamba 🚶nay endlin 🏠um Nifika endlin ucel uku hvr nay ivel ikutshel ukuth ikuma period 🔴unye nyiii😂😂😂✋✋
Mxm umuntu enuka umlomo ajike asondele ebuswen bam angbuze ukuth ngyayaz yin lengoma ethi HUUUUUUUUUUUU??😷😷😷
My Girlfriend Said (On Fb Inbox): “Baby Can
You Slap My Father For R3 Million?”
Me: “Yewena Nginga Qala ngoMamakho
Ngize ngoBabakho Then Ngyodubula
Abantwana Bakin E Creche”
(She Blocked Me)..
Then I Sent WhatsApp “Ngbulale Nawe”
(Blocked Me On WhatsApp)..
Sent Her A Please Call “Ngshise Nendlu
Yakin”
I Hate Stupid Questions
Her : babe ngila kini e gate(ini)
Him: Livuliwe??
Her : jha bbe
Him: Livale uhambe angikho
Ukukhuluphala ekubeni ungikweleda huseyikho ukungidelela nje
I can’t wait to get married ngivese ngidle wonke ma Danone fridge
bese ngibukela ingane zibhaxabulwa strong ngoswazi