Why i stopped dating men from Makokoba ME: Babey, ngisekombini ngyabuya uthe ngiyehlele nga?
HIM: drop off esihlahleni lesana abagwazela khona irasta leliyana, then uhambe ngetara ekuleft, uzadlula ishabhini okuthwenisa ama shake shake so, then go streit, uzabona indlu lapho amapholisa agcwele khona ethatha ama fingerprints ewindini, thne wena turn right. Uzahamba kancane uzthola lapho okulabantu abanengi khona, ngikhonaphana ngibukele izaguru!
Her:ulibele utshwala into engeke ikuyise ndawo.
him:usulaphi wena ne juice yakho😂😖🙈
Some people think ukhumbul’ekhaya is a Joke
“I’m Miriam i’m 85years bengicela ukhumbul’ekhaya andkhangelise uMama wan” imagine
My White NEIGHBOUR has been standing on my fence shouting …… “Michael Wayne …. Michael Wayne … Michael Wayne” for the past hour. ……… Only to find out now that she was trying to say MAKHELWANE
Hey wena sdakwa asikhulumi nawe kubalulekile Ku nhlangano yomndeni
Mama owayengasazi isbuko indoda yakhe ubuya eGoli wathi esewasha ingubo ilumakoti wasbona lesbuko. Wasbuka wacaasuuka sethi ubaba ” baba uhlezi ungabuyi eGoli Kanti uhlalele lelizimuzimu” wabhilita umuntu
Ubuhle bendoda zinkomo zayo –
beautiful man is the cow
Imagine uthi ubize uber uphuma e Hotel le ex yakho kuqamuke indoda yakho e driver leyo morto what r u going to do
Ukube ububi bu’hlungu ngabe baningi abantu
Abagcwele iy’bhedlela
wenzani uDraw’iAttention nah!?😕
:- Ngidraw’iAttention mina!!… ung’bona ng’pheth’ipen ne Drawing Board la!?😬
#Eish..