In English:Wife materialπŸ˜‹πŸ˜Š

In Zulu:Sdwedwe somfazi



Only blacks will talk to
a cockroach before
killing it, they be like
“ne ore oya kae?”

Hleka uyeke ukucasuka….umuhle mawuhleka…
umubi wawucasukile ubiphile ngatho ugogo oseygugele sweni….lol

Him:Kanti uzongishayisa Nini bea gal?πŸ˜‰πŸ€—
Her: inkinga indoda Yami izosibon..πŸ˜’
Him: come on!! bea uzobe ebona Ngan..
Her: wafaka camera kwi pussy Yami…..
Him: yazini sobuye sixoxe …🀐
Her : LV u Bea yam.. 😘😘
Him : sharpπŸ‘

Next day UCC wabantu uyabhala ..

Her: hey bbyπŸ’•
Him: unjan?
Her : am doing ohk bby…(with smile phelaπŸ™‚πŸ˜€
Him: kwakuhle lokho.😏
Her: Hua… bby uzongibona Nini.
Him:πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”sengiryt ngawe Lindiwe..

Bengikuthanda iphela manjr mna bengifuna ukushaya ngizihambela ..inkinga futy ne ndoda yakho izongibona kwi pussy wakh..


Him:how did you sleep?😜😝
Her:ncoow ,I slipped great boo.

Majita,sthwele kanzima

Teacher: why are you late?
Skhanyiso: itolo sishibe ngalenkhukhu lesivusako eksen Sir😟


Doctor: ngingak’siza ngani?😊
Patient: nginenkinga yok’khohlwa..
Doctor: icale nin lenkinga?😊
Patient: yiph’inkinga?😠


USUKE UNGAKAZE UKUZWE UBUHLUNGU UMA KUNGAKAZE KUKWEHLELE UKUTHI
πŸ‘‡
UVAKASHILE BESE KULAHLEKE IMALI ICINGWE INDLU YONKE UZWE SEBETHI ‘iyaqala ke ukwenzeka lento’ 😭

Benza umsindo babanga imali, imali yona ayina msindo, umsindo awuna mali, imali msindo onganawmali. .. entlek uthini lomjita? Fana mara