Uthi usatya isonka semihla ngemihla ezulwini agqithe uSatana nepizza
Baka Nexdoor Yaka Baletxa Kulungile Baba i Think A Bana Seshebo
UceLe UkwehLa e Teksini BaveLe Bakujonge Abantu
ingathi Bona BayoLaLa Kwa Driver 😪
After the funeral
White :Eishh it so sad 😔 😔
Black:Wena uyifumene njani inyama yenkukhu?
When The Relationship is in ICU 😂😂👇
Her : Baby , Ndiyeza Apho Ndiyagodola 😥
Him : No , Ungezi Coz Nalapha Kuyabanda Vele
Imagine dating a traffic cop. When you trying to sneak out at night to party with your friends you find him hiding behind the tree and say ‘wooo uyaphi’
Baby cries at 2am
WHITES: shh shh shh don’t cry sweet heart
BLACKS:khona lento ayibonayo lomntana kulendlu
Kid: Mkhulu ke eng Valentines?
Mkhulu: ke Christmas ya difebe
Ungathini uthi ungena eB&B uhamba nomntu ombayo udibane nowakwakho ephuma apha nomnye umntu.
Attention ladies, “You can have a kid and still be clean”. 😂 😂 😂
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Umntwana akafihli izinto zekuhlamba shame. 💖