Lizo :uyayazi ba Uthini umnwe komnye?
Sipho : Ha a! Andiyazi
Lizo : uthi!, if eliphepha lingakrazuka sikwembi ikaka
Lool



You visit for your bf then abuze if ayikho icoke which drink would you preferred
Then you reply ryt kwalo prefer as long ibanda

Itshomi yam icingba ibhadlile, Ithi litswele lodwa elililisayo,, ndamphosela ngebutternut ebusweni.. Lol

Osisi basithathela yonke into besithi yeyethu madoda,,
baqele ngokusinxibela ibrukhwe, ngoku ziicut.. Hay andisayazi ke ngoku


Inqabe imali,, kunqabe nomntu okukweleta imali,. Lol


Teacher:Ubizwa ngani umuntu ongenazandla?
Learner:Vest


Whites: how was your date with her????

Blacks: Umdlile??
😂😂😂blacks always have dirty mind

Her: bbe Am Pregnent’
Him: Usushintshe Igama?
Her: Aybo Am Pregnent Serious!
Him: Hah Nesbongo Fut