Mamako anajua unanyonya vutu za kukojoa?
Ushawahi gongewa mlango kwa nguvu ukinyanduana na bae alafu kuenda kufungua unapata ni ule jirani mtiaji amekuja kukuomba chumvi
DNA test ya durha…Buti wamehe xava byala
U n’wa u langutisa nwana kahle
Maisha ni siri
Nan wakuifichua??? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Day flani tukiwa chuo beste yangu amekam amenipata nje ya dinning hall nmetulia alafu akanisho hivi.
Yeye: niaje bro c unitolee form
Mimi:Ingia halo ndani ya dinning hall kuna form nyingi had zmepanguzwa utoe moja
Today a preacher in a public bus started preaching… “Leo nataka kuwasomea barua ya Paulo kwa Warumi”
A drunk man at the back asked him… “Kwa nini utusomee na sisi sio Warumi… Na kwanza nani amekwambia ufungue barua ya wenyewe???”
asiye funzwa na mamaye babake ni mwalimu
Babangu ameniita akaniuliza mjulus ni nini nikamwambia ni kijana, Sasa anashinda akiniita mjulus yangu
Kama huna pesa punguza kitambi we are tired of respecting wrong people
Niliambia caro nataka mtoto akanijibu uterus haiendi mahali nitafute pesa kwanza