𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬 🥲
𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐝𝐞@𝐝 😂🤌

When Chuck Norris sends an email,
the email doesn’t get sent.
It gets delivered via hand-to-hand combat.

Chuck Norris doesn’t get frostbite,
he bites frost.

Chuck Norris can strangle you
with a cordless phone.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood,
he declines the syringe and asks for a hand gun.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.😂😂