When Chuck Norris is late at work,
his boss is the one who’s going to
apologize for it🤣

When Chuck Norris left for college
he said to his father
“now you are the man of the house”🤝

Chuck norris was once biten by a snake and
the snake died after 2 days of agony

Chuck Norris doesnt shave–
he just tells the hair to leave 🤪

My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini.
I said, “Wow, that’s an amazing car!”
He replied, “If you work hard, put all your hours in,
and strive for excellence, I’ll get another one next year”.